fffcuk:

my friends aren’t allowed to be friends with each other they can only be friends with me and the only time they can talk to each other is to discuss how much they love me

(via ricksanscrotum)

cyberthug13:

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk 

(via ldaho)

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

ive never had a boner isnt that weird

(via rainwontstopthistrain)